A strange decompression article.
Nervous system: I have demand here. It’s about…
Endocrine system: Whoever proposes it, whoever solves it, don’t transfer it to me!
Nervous system: Don’t worry, let’s take a look at the PPT first… In fact, I just want you to secrete some…
Endocrine system: Can we find me without mentioning secretion? You can take a look at the division of labour in the eight major systems organization structure! Reproductive system, digestive system, urinary system… which of so many systems does not synthesize chemicals?
Nervous System: Well…
Endocrine system: It’s not that I always refuse to push it. It’s something that I shouldn’t have done, but I did it. So what did others do? And this is not my major, what if it breaks down? If the project is not smoothly delayed, the user experience will not meet expectations, which will affect consumers’ recognition of the company… What do the brothers in other departments think?
Nervous System: Then we have another meeting next week to discuss it?
Fine fine fine – Endocrine has gone far
One month later.
Nervous system (opened the PPT): Everyone has seen this demand, let’s brainstorm.
Respiratory system: I will be responsible for the oxygen supply. I will definitely not be able to meet this demand.
Digestive system: I do have the raw materials, but for this project…
The snoring of the movement system interrupted the former’s speech.
Circulatory system: Let me just say a few words. This project may have certain risks, especially with the help of blood vessels, which are connected to the whole body. It is not easy for everyone to finish it together. So my idea here is that I will definitely not be able to produce. For transportation, it’s not that we don’t do it, it is too risky. If you want me to say, it’s better to shoot directly when you use it and don’t transport it long-distance…
Endocrine system: Yes! Shoot directly!
Urinary system and Reproductive system (pick up the keyboard): Can you speak more civilized?
Nervous system: Well… that doesn’t mean… Well, actually, Brother Circulatory System is right. Anyway, You need to shoot something… right?
Reproductive system: Shoot out, right? Looking for the urinary system, if it’s okay, I will first…
Urinary system (Gave the Reproductive system a blank eye): Really? When I want to poison people, let me get poison on the spot? Aimed at someone’s wound pee? Wait… Where does the wound come from? Grab it with bare hands?
Movement system (woke up): Who is calling me? (Inner os: Who am I? Where am I? Oh, it seems to be in a meeting…)
Nervous system: Brother Sports, this time…
Sports system (waving fists): Do your own thing, don’t find me anyway!
Nervous system: Don’t, I’m just an airstone, can’t control anything else…
Motion system: You just need to tell me now, who the hell came up with this demand!
Brain: (Cough cough…)
All systems: Ah, that, the boss has decided, we must be able to do it well!
Brain: Stop arguing! the little god has already told me about the meeting just now. It’s not a big deal. See if you have that noisy energy, the work is done early. I’m talking about who, dick! you are responsible for this project.
Urinary system: boss, I have to give feedback on some situations. There are a lot of things that I don’t want to do. It’s energy, raw materials, inventory management, temperature control…
Brain: Alright, Didn’t let you do it alone. Go to work. Everyone is in the same company, so coordinate resources when it’s critical! If the reproductive department engages in offspring, there should be no trouble. You will lead this project, and other departments will follow up. Don’t talk about it, hand in the outline design next week, and everyone will meet.
Adjournment.
One month later again.
Nervous system: Why isn’t Urine’s cap still coming?
Endocrine system: here comes, here comes «uremia»!
Other systems (suffocating laugh): Keep your voice down, be careful when people pee on you!
Urinary system (the face is pale, and enter the door and sit down): I have already published the design draft. Everyone, look at the PPT. On the PPT of Microsoft Yahei Deep Sea Blue, the man-machine materials related to toxins are clearly arranged.
Seven systems: Hey hey, you want so many materials/human resources/resources/warehouse/#@#**?…… We can’t provide it! You shut down!
Reproductive system (call in a low voice): little dick, come here now, hurry!
Dick (looking at the PPT, dumbfounded): Genital system, your need seems infeasible…
Dick: There is more? Why can’t I show it!
Reproductive system: little D don’t take offence, the Internet is civilized, starting from you. Let’s go through the document first.
Dick: …
Dick (looks up at the PPT): Wait, this need… actually… wants me to Shove the skin of the prey… and shoot in?
Dick (frowning): I said the Genital system, You use what I have used enough. Why are you doing this now? Is dual-use not enough? still, it is increased to three uses?
Urinary system: This…I didn’t decide this. The leader decided to do it. If you don’t do it, What can you do?
Dick (frowning): Okay, I will go back to sort it out and put together an e-mail to explain to the boss.
Urinary system (smiling): Yes, yes, send an email to the boss to see.
Reproductive system: little D Pay attention to the wording…
Dick: I understand, I understand, the boss must be right.
Eight systems showed a satisfied smile at the same time.
Three months later again again.
Brain: It’s been three months, and seven drafts have been revised. Do you seem to be dissatisfied?
Nervous system: No, no, what needs to be done is still to be done, but now it is a bit technically difficult.
Brain: Technically difficult, right?
Nervous system: Well, it’s a bit difficult.
Brain: Little nervous, tell me, what do you think of this demand?
Nervous system: Boss, can I ask what is the source of this demand?…
Brain: Oh, I saw it accidentally on Twitter, I just mentioned it casually…
Nervous system (inner os: fuck you): Ahaha, Twitter, there are indeed many novelties. Interesting ideas, but it may or may not be necessary to implement them all.
Brain: Then this need…
Nervous system: Boss, need, we either solve this need or solve the proposed need…
Brain (thinking): Little nervous?
Nervous system: Yes Sir!
Brain: Send my order!
The motion system, hold down the person who puts forward the demand! The respiratory system and circulatory system are in place, and the endocrine system and urinary system are all related to adrenaline! Also, what else is there, what is the name of the little cute who can stab people?
I’m coming!
Dick: Wait…?!