If one day I become a cat and cannot speak or make movements beyond the abilities of a cat, how can I prove to humans that I am actually a human as quickly as possible?
I am a cat.
In fact, I was originally human, but when I woke up one day, I found that there was a cat’s tail on the bed, and I was able to control the cat’s tail. I jumped off the bed and found that I had landed on all four feet.
Four feet!!
Run to the mirror to have a look. Hold! !!
«Fortunately, it didn’t become a big beetle», I thought to myself. «What if you become a big beetle? You are just an otaku who nobody cares about. Without a girlfriend, you can only chat online with your family.» Another voice sounded in my heart, shit, it seemed that way.
I moved my limbs and tail and found that this body is not bad, at least agile, much better than the body of the otaku before me. I went to look in front of the mirror again and tried a trial sale of cuteness. I suddenly thought of the «beauty show her Mimi» that I saw on the Internet. Now I can go out unscrupulously and walk under the skirt.
Great! But that’s the way to go. Okay, calm down, I’ll talk about the bottom of the skirt later.
The problem now is that I don’t know if all the people on the earth have become cats or only I have become cats, but anyway, at least the boss must pay monthly wages, and those who don’t eat will be starved to death.
Calling will definitely not work, and now I can only make a meow sound, first try to send a text message to someone.
Who is it for?
Normally no one pays attention to this meeting and still expect someone to take care of it? Or 877-596-7577, they also provide toilet paper delivery service.
Fortunately, I bought a Nokia, which can wake up with a double-tap, otherwise, pressing an unlock button will kill you, oh no, it’s dead.
After unlocking it, there was a new message on WeChat, from the goddess: «What are you doing?
«Meow!
The reason why I was so angry was not that I couldn’t return to the goddess’ WeChat account, but that the world suddenly collapsed and I was the only one who became a cat. what to do? what to do! what to do……
Let’s go back to the goddess first.
I turned on the camera, sent a selfie to the goddess, and sold it cute by the way. «Your new cat? It’s so cute. I will go to your house next time.» Meow~! I had a cat if I knew it.
Still think about going out.
What is going out? After a text message from the goddess, it is determined that you are a cat in the world. Can you still go out? Hold!
The top priority at this time is to prove that you are a human being, right?
Correct! what to do? what to do! what to do……
First of all, this matter should not be leaked, otherwise, it will either be sent to the circus or be dissected. The best ending may be that the video of being a cute cat is posted to youtube. In this way, you can get a promotion and raise your salary and become the president, marrying Bai Fumi and embarking on the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, I’m still a little excited!
fart!
The married Bai Fumi is a cat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
No matter what, please contact home first. Although I don’t know how my parents reacted, they are high-level intellectuals, they have their own minds. The key is that they have income and will not despise me like Gregor’s family. Moreover, cats are not as attractive as beetles. nausea.
I jumped onto the bed, opened the iPad, and dialled Facetime at home. Toot~ Think about it, this seems to be the first time to take the initiative to Facetime for my family. Hey, I’m so sorry for my parents.
Toot~ I’m nervous.
Toot~ I picked it up! received! received!
«When did our son raise the cat?»
«I don’t know, what kind of person raises what kind of cat, you seem to look alike even.»
«I guess I just bought it and plan to show it to us, son, son.»
«My son is not around, it must be the cat playing around and bumping into the iPad.»
«Definitely, he has never taken the initiative to call, and he doesn’t know what’s going on recently.»
«Hey, it’s nice to look at this cat, don’t you say it, it looks a lot like it.»
«Well, let’s watch for a while, let’s watch for a while. It’s okay if you don’t see anyone and look at the cat.»
Meow~
I was a little emotional for a while, and I walked to a place that the camera couldn’t take and licked my paw, but accidentally hung up Facetime.
… …
After tossing for a long time, my stomach became a little hungry. After spending a long time, I pushed the bench over and opened the refrigerator door with my butt, and tasted yesterday’s food.
it is good! ! ! difficult! ! ! eat! ! !
I suddenly remembered that an unknown blogger on Facebook mentioned that cats are carnivorous. There are only vegetarian dishes in the refrigerator.
It’s over.
I don’t want to dig through the trash can with those wild cats. God, help me!
It’s over, it’s over. My meow is gloomy.
The saddest thing is not that people die before the money is spent; it’s that they become meows before the money is spent.
Eh!
Eh!
Spend money!
Spend money!
I was in ecstasy, jumped onto the bed, pressed the iPad again, and opened the shopping website client. There was a website that said it would be delivered within three hours. Add a shopping cart madly.
After many setbacks, the payment was finally successful, but how do I move things into the house?
After going around the house several times, I took a few things to try the weight, and finally ordered a catty of cat food. To get it in time, the freight is much more expensive than cat food.
Fortunately, in the big city.
The network is great. Water and electricity can be paid online, and the rent is paid to the landlord once every six months. Fortunately, there is a habit of plugging in mobile phones, computers, and iPads at home. As long as you don’t have a cheap hand, no, it’s a cheap claw, so there is no problem with shopping. In this way, the current savings are enough for me to live like this for at least one year, and I have one year to figure out a solution.
Regarding the type of work, it is mainly possible to write manuscripts at home. According to this trend, maintaining a life does not seem to be a big problem. It seems that even if I can’t change back into a human, I can still be a house cat, maybe this is my fate.
Slept…
Sit up, I’m hungry, what should I eat? Turning on the phone, the goddess asked me to watch a movie. It was said in the novel that as long as you are willing to accompany you to watch a movie and eat, you can hold her hand!
Haha haha hahaha! I must tell the goddess about this dream, it is amazing.
I bought two movie tickets, freshened up and went out, looked in the mirror, hey, what a handsome kitten.
The goddess is so beautiful today! After eating, the movie started. My hand slowly stretched out to the goddess’s hand, ready to hold it, not let go, hehe.
Damn it! the phone is ringing. Hey, why are Nokia’s ringtones? I use Apple.
Hold! Paws for a long time finally hung up the phone.
Hey, I have to go downstairs to get the cat food back.
Pulling out the wallet, holding my own business card in my mouth, opened the door with a small slit, and walked out the door and went straight to the guard room.
«Hey, his cat is so smart!»
Going home with cat food in his mouth, eating is a trivial matter, and losing things at home is a major matter. Huh~huh~huh~ I’m really tired. Anyway, I finally have something to eat.
After eating a few bites of cat food, it tasted good, so I decided to go out and relax.
Damn it! Many girls! So many beautiful girls! Many pretty girls in skirts!
Relax, it’s worth it! Become a cat first, no matter what, no matter what!
«What a cute cat! Come on, touch it.»
Damn what I saw, never so close.
No way, my heart must be loyal to the goddess, loyal to the goddess.
Can’t see, can’t see, can’t see.
The opportunity is rare in a lifetime. After two days it will rain and you won’t be able to see it in your pants.
I tried to close my eyes and turned my head, but snapped back, look! Don’t look at anything, don’t look at it! Goddess, I’m still loyal to you!
There are ham sausages and dried fish, so I can finally skip cat food for a meal.
This world really looks at the face!
The cat food tastes okay, but I feel a bit tired after eating it all.
I want to eat braised white eel, braised rice eel, bean drum catfish, pot-roasted catfish, braised turtle, pot-roasted carp, caught fried carp, rockfish, octopus, yellow croaker, jumping fish. Jumping fish.
fry! crack! …
When I got home, I jumped onto the computer desk, turned on the computer, typed with the edge of my paw, copied and pasted it on Twitter and sent a private message to a mysterious blogger who had been following me for a long time, telling him my current situation.
Soon, he threw me an IP address. It is a forum based on ph wind, no authentication or login is required, but search crawlers are banned. The forum interface is very touch-friendly, and I jumped onto the bed again and browsed on the iPad. My guess is correct. This mysterious blogger is indeed the same as me. He turned into an animal after sleeping.
There are many more animals that have become animals throughout the ages. But people who have become animals have one thing in common: they are all dead houses where people live away from home without any care.
Think about it, no one cares about such a dead horse, and your parents are far away. Once you become an animal, you can’t use modern transportation at all. Even if you can write, you can type, you can dance, you can go to Facebook, and No one cares about you. People will just take what you say as a joke: «Who can become an animal hahaha!». The silence of the dead houses in the social circle or the habitual self-denial will make what they say is more like a joke. The Dead House has its own stealth skills, and it will not be unusual if fewer friends are gathering. Modern indifferent neighbourhood relations have made things a little better. Many dead houses can rely on their own abilities to live to the end of their lives.
In ancient times, those who became animals were often beaten to death as monsters.
But some people turn back to humans. In ancient legends, the monsters who practice human form are actually human beings who hide in the mountains and forests and become animals.
However, in modern times, because the dead houses are too low-key, there is no relevant report, and there is no feedback on the forum. People like the mysterious blogger now are lucky and unfortunate. His typing speed is not much different from the original, but the keyboard wears out faster, and the words are no longer visible. The previous call for donations to your love foundation was also to raise funds to find high-tech solutions. But his life span is much shorter than those of us who have become cats and dogs.
I have given up and turned back into a human being. I only hope that someone knows that this cat is me. I grabbed the dirty clothes at the end of the bed and formed a comfortable nest. Just about to lie down, I suddenly remembered something, and ran on the computer again, and tossed (anyone understands).
Who is that? Call me, noisy me to sleep, so annoying, meow.
I rely on me, rely on me! Is a goddess. I ran up to the window sill and saw that the goddess was already downstairs. I sent a selfie to the goddess before going to bed, and then she asked if she was invited to come and watch meow, I took another nodding video, it really worked! Thanks, Verizon, thank you Apple mobile phone!
I left a gap in the door and rushed downstairs, rubbed the goddess’ legs, and inadvertently looked up. Pink panties! Don’t think about it, I brought the goddess home.
«This cat is really smart, but what about others? The house is so messy and I don’t tidy up, and the cat food is scattered all over the floor.»
«Forget it, play with the cat first, and wait for him to come back.»
She looked at the bedsheet, found a piece of clothing that looked fairly clean and placed it on the bedsheet, and sat down. I turned into a cat group, lying on her lap, feeling her gentle touch.
«Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr, purr, purr»
When I wake up again, the goddess is gone. Maybe she waited for a long time and didn’t see me appear. The room was cleaned up, and there was no cat fur. The dirty clothes piled at the end of the bed had been washed and dried on the balcony. The sheets were changed to clean, and milk and cat food were quietly placed in a corner. Everything seems so orderly. Just don’t put the cat food you bought so high! I can’t reach it, meow! You’ll starve to death, do you know, meow!
But the goddess came to prove that in this city, some people will remember me. This may be the only and last chance for me to prove that I was changed from human beings.
A week later, she came again.
I know she has a slight habit of cleanliness. I was afraid that she would feel dirty when she came over. I didn’t jump on the bed and sleep on the sofa this week. I just shrank into a computer chair. I didn’t move the cat food she bought. I was afraid that I would sprinkle it on the floor and then bought a small bag on the Internet. I have tried my best to pull the cat’s hair into a small corner. Although I can’t clean it up, at least it looks better.
She is sitting on the sofa. I pushed the iPad in front of her, and the iPad had opened the website.
«Technology House is really boring, and I deliberately created a website to tease me.»
Now… I tried to input text on the iPad again, but my claws are no better than my fingers. She picked me up,
«Don’t mess with the iPad.»
I was about to jump on the computer, but she was caught again.
«Don’t move, be careful I hit you.»
Paw writing is invisible at all.
It’s over. Now, I live in her house, my paw can no longer type, and my cat life is about to end. I don’t know how she found out that I was changed, or whether she found out. All I know is that she went to my house several times later and took me away.
She took me to one place after another, but she remained unmarried.
Afterwards, after experiencing many people and many things, I couldn’t help much. I just rubbed and licked her hands when she was sad.
What does it matter if you prove that you are human? I just want to get together and lie on her lap, basking in the sun. There is no regret to be with her.
I am a cat.
end.